Smells and Health: Thanks, I guess?

Haha. I had a waitress trip and spill a tray full of alcoholic drinks down my back once & had a guy hit on me cuz I smelt like garlic bread apparently.

rocketiquette 20

Monday 23 July 2012 21:48

You are what you eat!! ... Seriously, depending on the food, your body can secrete the scent of it.

bubo_fml 10

Monday 23 July 2012 23:05

If your at the beach & ask for the suntan lotion, if someone hands you BBQ sauce, GTF outta there!

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 24 July 2012 4:35

Rise, my minions!

ImaSnowman 2

Tuesday 24 July 2012 11:02

Iv been told my BO smells like really good dank, Ima boss, I sweat THC and shit

robert76 5

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:48

My ex-wife told me that I smell like cookies when I sweat.

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Today, my husband has been out partying all night. While my in-laws didn't ask him a single question, earlier I received more than six calls from them about when I'll be home to cook and clean. Where was I? In the office for the first time after working from home for past 3 years. FML

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Today, like every other month, I accompanied my paternal grandfather to visit his doctor who's as old as he is, and whom I never spoke to ever. As I waited outside, for the first time ever, grandpa had me come in to meet his doctor. The very moment I stepped into his office, he greeted me with a, "He's obese!" FML

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Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML

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Today, I went to a wedding with my family. While the maid of honor was giving her non-heartfelt, three sentence speech, my mom and I started talking about how lame her speech was. When I turned around to look at my mom, I saw the camera recording the speech behind her. FML

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Today, I was pretending to talk on the phone with my wife just to avoid to speak with my boring coworker. After two awkward minutes of him waiting in front of my desk and me inventing a call, he handed me the disconnected phone cable and left. FML

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Today, I dreamt I wet my pants in front of everyone. It wasn’t a dream. A toddler laughed at me. FML

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Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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