Thanks, I guess?

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Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef and roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML
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Top comments

SnipeFatPeople 6

I have a feeling if there's a zombie outbreak, you'll be the first to go ;D

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ScaughtieHolden 11

You should get some different soap and/or deodorant.

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Mauskau 35

Ooh yum yum. It's a shame I don't like onions.

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DreBeezy 9

1, So what was the point of the "ooh yum yum" if you didn't like onions?

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tripleshame 3

I'm pretty sure this is from the golden girls TV show... I think I remember seeing it when I was a kid.

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jetsown08 21

Looks like you've got beef with onions then.

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Mauskau 35

Because roast beef is nice? And a lot of people would say that onions are too?

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VenomSiphon 13

True story bro, mine smells like butter pecan ice cream. And sorrow.

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ScaughtieHolden 11

You should get some different soap and/or deodorant.

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Epikouros 31

What do you prefer to eat, soap and deodorant or beef and onions?

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saintsrocksocks 10

No she shouldn't?! By the sound of it, she smells awesome!

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onlychildFTW 33

Why would anyone want to smell like onions? Gross. Those things smell bad.

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skullofdarkness 18

The FML says NATURAL BODY ODER, it has nothing to do with soap.

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MrCatman1125 2

I know I sound like an ass but I have to ask ,3, are you a really ugly girl or a really ugly guy?

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mod3rator 2

#88 I believe you needed a comma after "caps". It would help to use a period at the end of your sentence as well. Before you start going off on someone, make sure you passed the third grade first. Oh yeah, you should really capitalize the beginnings to your sentences.

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SnipeFatPeople 6

I have a feeling if there's a zombie outbreak, you'll be the first to go ;D

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carlovr435 10

No, that will be my friend that smells like bacon...

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NOOBSQUAD 0

I want I snipe fat people's dog/penguin as a pet for the zombie apocalypse.

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NOOBSQUAD 0

I want I snipe fat people's dog/penguin as a pet for the zombie apocalypse.

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TheMystery_fml 6

Add some bacon and we're going somewhere

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rizzybear 4

Maybe try a new cologne or body wash?

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futtbucker92 0

Well the thing is, I can cover it up pretty well with deodorant, but god help us all if I miss a day. Ever had stray dogs follow you with evil intent in their eyes?

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DocBastard 38

Would you prefer smelling like raw onions and making people cry?

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Haha, your comment reminded me of that part in Shrek where Shrek compares himself to an onion and Donkey was all like, "You smell and make people cry?" xD

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smilepatrol 7

You might want to change your eating habits and cut back a little bit on those types of foods

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RadikulRam 16

People have been telling me I smell like cannabis/marijuana/pot but I've never smoked any, and haven't come in contact with any for 3years+.

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CallMeBloo 31

This is an amazing suggestion. Everybody wins. I don't care if we're missing a step. Everybody still wins.

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lelo007 11

You're lucky... After I work out or have been outside sweating a lot, I just smell like a man. I wish I could smell roast beef and onions. But hey! At least they were honest so you can take care of the problem!

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robinhood007 9

Smelling like just BO is much better than smelling like food. I have a close friend who smells like tacos and it's way more disgusting than if he just smell liked dude.

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lelo007 11

Yea, you're probably right now that I think about it. It would probably ruin that food for me forever, and that'd just be tragic.

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