Love: Thanks, I guess…

Thanks, I guess…

By edible - 20/05/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML

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By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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You deserved it 362

Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 391

By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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You deserved it 12 141

You have arrived at your destination

By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 10:00

Today, an Edible Arrangements driver knocked on my door with the most delicious-looking gift! He was just asking for directions. FML

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You deserved it 126

By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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You deserved it 2 492

By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

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You deserved it 3 472

By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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You deserved it 45 337

Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 765

Thassodar 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:12

YDI for getting a company that has cuter delivery guys than you. That's the only possible explanation for someone putting YDI. FYL.

gvschmidt94 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:24

Sound's like something my ex would do. But this OFFICIALLY allows you to check out other girls :D If she bitches, remind her of this.

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maryellenbaby 0

Friday 22 May 2009 21:20

lmfaoo 89, you are so right (: like why would she be excepted over some fruit?

Light_Ty 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:30

Possibility: (Forgive me for this one but) she might be cheating on you =/

soozin 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:30

Ugh i hate people like her One of my girl friends was really flirtatious and this led to her boyfriend breaking up with her because he couldn't take it. She came crying to me and I only had to say, "you deserve it" ...but i actually didnt say this and just listened to her wailing. Her ex-boyfriend happens to be one of my friends and he told me that she kept flirting in front of his face and made remarks about how cute other guys were. Really, she should know better if she "really loved him" like she said she did.

krazidrea 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 8:33

tell her you want your fruits back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omgitsreptar666 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 8:56

**** fruit. I'd be more excited by the cute boy also.

podrummer9209 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 15:40

95- People like you are why 8/10 of the guys in the world are rude little douches who want nothing but laid. OP- I feel for you bro = sometimes i think they just don't think about what they're saying, but that's still no excuse.

nvjldnvndsvnd 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 18:51

For the people who are saying "its okay its okay I used to go around with my ex and say who we thought was hot", or "Me and my ex used to talk about who we liked", notice a keyword here? EX. I wonder why you broke up, If your dating someone, Don't go around TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND (or boyfriend) telling them how hot and sexy someone else is. If my boyfriend EVER came up to me and was like "That girl is hot." I'd dump him that very second.

iristhevirus 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:44

#97, You rule

Mickey2315 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:54

Get a new girlfriend. Now. Or live a life of misery, my friend.

theodivine 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:56

Who cares what the gift is? Haven't you ever heard of the saying "It's the thought that counts?" Jesus. Since when is it a crime to try to make a nice gesture? She is ungrateful and doesn't deserve for you to spend money on her bitch ass. Go get a new girlfriend.