Love: Thanks, I guess…

Thanks, I guess…

By edible - 20/05/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML

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You deserved it 4 096

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By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

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You deserved it 4 034

By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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You deserved it 2 605

Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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You deserved it 362

Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 391

By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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You deserved it 12 141

You have arrived at your destination

By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 10:00

Today, an Edible Arrangements driver knocked on my door with the most delicious-looking gift! He was just asking for directions. FML

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You deserved it 126

By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 204

You deserved it 2 492

By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

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You deserved it 3 472

By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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You deserved it 45 337

Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 765

Thassodar 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:12

YDI for getting a company that has cuter delivery guys than you. That's the only possible explanation for someone putting YDI. FYL.

gvschmidt94 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:24

Sound's like something my ex would do. But this OFFICIALLY allows you to check out other girls :D If she bitches, remind her of this.

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maryellenbaby 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:26

lmfao i agree with 79, and 80. but then again i wouldnt be too excited about some fruit. hahah

CodeMonkey123 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:38

leave that bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CodeMonkey123 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:42

seriously next thing you know the ***** is cheating on you **** it's ok to check other people out but to get realy excited over them she's just a ****.

blabb 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:44

wow sucks. shes not that into you considering she's talking about other guys. Maybe time to dump her.

iambean 4

Friday 22 May 2009 0:07

How can it be a surprise if she called to tell you they didn't arrive?

SamAdams 2

Friday 22 May 2009 0:15

She's a hoe!

coffeennicotine 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:53

Yea, I think it's time for you to get a new gf

MestizoFilipino 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:27

Well, even if she was more excited, she shouldn't have told you about it. Like me I see a hot girl, because I have 4 girls in my family, and my parents only let me go out, when I'm with them, I don't verbally point out a hot girl to my sister. Even though I'm close to her. It's awkward to say it to my dad, and I've seem to have gotten into the habit and it has become a little awkward to talk about it with my friends. TMI...