Thanks, I guess…

By edible - 20/05/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML
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Thassodar 0

YDI for getting a company that has cuter delivery guys than you. That's the only possible explanation for someone putting YDI. FYL.

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gvschmidt94 0

Sound's like something my ex would do. But this OFFICIALLY allows you to check out other girls :D If she bitches, remind her of this.

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thepunisher_fml 0

hands down i agree with #9 hahaha so check out a girl in front of her next time and let her know how it feels

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Macarooni 0

Damn thats low... Talk to her just to see how she feels about the relationship. If it seems like its going downhill even slightly, dump her ass. Maybe you can get some breakup sex out of it. >;) Oh that is horrible... Shame on me... Oh, and by the way: you do sound like a pretty cool guy. She doesnt know what shes losing.

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slayerrrr 0

to all those saying YDI to the OP for buying a rubbish gift: what the hell? i say the biggest FML here is any poor sod that has to wind up being with one of you lot. "my boyfriend bought me a present today, and it cost a lot of money but it was a really crappy gift and now i'm all insulted because i wanted a pair of diamond shoes." do you have ANY idea how shallow you sound when you say stuff like that? man, some day someone will give you the gift of syphilis or AIDS or something. then you will know what an FML gift is.

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Sarah_Scissors 0

at least it wasnt something else edible...that could have been a lot more awkward

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Beeebop 0

She must think you're the best boyfriend ever. Delivering such delights to her door.

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catatonicsleep 17

I googled, because I wasn't sure what they were and, wow I want one! Seriously that is a wonderful gift. Seems lots of guys round here have unappreciative girlfriends. That's not how we all are, promise.

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gavin751 0

omg ive bought one of them b4! such a waste of money! its just fruit! Next time just buy her an apple ;p

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driscoll1985 0

This is typical of my ex. The reason it is my ex. I can understand checking other birds / guys out. Its great to be out with ur mates see someone hot and each of you comment on how much you would like to bang / smash that!!!! Why you would ring ur partner up and say this really hot guy came to the door. Soooo ****** what!!!! If the bloke was to say to his mrs every time he seen a hot chick then thats probably all he would be saying every other sentance. I mean, most people see a fair few hot chicks through out the day. Esecially you americans when its boiling and all chicks are in bikinis, rollerskating around!!!! (maybe just in the movies). If I was you, from now on, everyday just throw in that you seen a hot bird at the supermarket / at work / at the pub, basically wherever you go and see how much she likes it!!!!!!!!!!!!

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