Miscellaneous: Thanks, I guess

Thanks, I guess

By joAnne - 03/03/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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By hairplease - 27/02/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I brought my best friend to my uncle's birthday party. We were having a great time until my grandmother walked up to us and said to me, "You sure have a nice looking boyfriend." My friend is a girl. She has cancer and lost all of her hair due to chemotherapy. FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 15:58 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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Out of control

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 22:00

Today, my grandma, who was placed in a hospice a few months ago, started to decline in health and passed away, The day before she died I thought my girlfriend was so sweet because she took a leading role in her care, just to find out she didn’t care about her at all. It was just an act to steal her pain medication. FML

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Thanks, gran…

By Joe - 03/04/2011 07:33 - Australia

Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

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By ghost? - 16/12/2012 08:31 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML

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ams_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:40

don't worry, she's probably blind anyway.

GameRater01 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:39

That is a crazy lady.

Comments

d347hm4n 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 9:35

You got pwnd by the grandma

0___0 9

Wednesday 4 March 2009 10:24

lmfao I'd pull the plug on her. Bitch.

berryfondue 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 14:12

lol @ the "definitely jewish" comment. man, i hope i say shit like that when i'm old.

ohmygolly 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 15:04

I once dated a guy named Mitch Whose grandma was a mean old bitch When at last she died Forget formaldehyde We just rolled her into a ditch

carlisle_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 15:14

I hope you said 'ha, well you're dying so I win!'

callitkarma 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 15:49

wow i would have unplugged her ass

kayykatastrophii 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 17:07

She may have just been going crazy. If not, ignore it. She shouldn't be judgmental, and what matters is if you make someone happy.

Sean123 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:08

yo check her IV for something extra

Bmgod132 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:39

at least she's his dying grandmother

Spitfire_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:41

Eh... good thing you're not like me coz I'd tell her "Well, have a good time rotting in hell, you crazy bitch." I know, I know. 'What the **** is wrong with you?' I am a bitch and I don't give a **** if you're on your death bed, you don't **** with me.