Poopoo peepee and Transportation: Thanks, I hate it!

Ooh, that person has a bike, which clearly means they are an environmentalist, so I'm sure they won't mind touching my child's shitty diaper and throwing it away. It's for the environment.

tibtak_fml 10

Saturday 7 November 2015 22:36

exactly!

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 7 November 2015 15:12

At least you didn't step on it while wearing flip-flops.

Brandon1337 29

Saturday 7 November 2015 17:08

Maybe the one with flip flops tried to get back at the person who did it to her and got him instead

jlang917 14

Saturday 7 November 2015 18:23

I was just gonna write that??

rabid_otaku 29

Monday 9 November 2015 14:49

That was another FML, wasn't it?

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