Thanks, I hate it!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Uppsala
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Uppsala
Cupid did it. That's why some people have shitty love lives.
the culprit was a total asshole. op try to get some wetwipes or sth to clean up?
Sounds like a pissy situation. No, wait, they must've been really poop… situation. Dammit; these cliché puns are hard.
Next time, if you happen to find who it is, place very used pieces of toilet paper on their car. (...or baby?)
Or used adult diapers.
agreed #15, agreed.
18- Thank you for the reassurance that you still stand by your original comment. I was worried you may have changed your mind. However, I do disagree with your suggestion of putting used toilet paper on the baby. No reason to punish a baby for the uncouth behavior of their parent. Instead, I propose that OP deals with this in a more direct manner by ******** on the parent's face. It's better for the environment.
you haven't been here long have you?
Here, add yours to the collection. Wouldn't want to disappoint now.
can you guys stop with the dookie puns? theyre beyond cliched
Ow. That stinks
Talk about a shitty day
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At least you didn't step on it while wearing flip-flops.
Really? Who does that...?