Poopoo peepee and Transportation: Thanks, I hate it!

To some people the only thing they know about class is that's where they went to school forget about decency and respect sorry you had dealings with such a vile person

keirachuter 13

Saturday 7 November 2015 20:42

Was it raining, OP?

mkayden 23

Saturday 7 November 2015 21:00

What an ~asshole~ move

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 7 November 2015 21:31

Was the trash nearby? Missed the shot?

SqurtieMan 10

Saturday 7 November 2015 22:38

Simple solution: Get a new bike, explode the old one

Olliebob1619 13

Sunday 8 November 2015 0:39

Cue the shitty puns

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