Poopoo peepee and Transportation: Thanks, I hate it!

Thanks, I hate it!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, while walking to my flat, I spotted something white hanging over the handle bar of my parked bike. It was a very used diaper. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 7 November 2015 15:12

At least you didn't step on it while wearing flip-flops.

mads_nicole 19

Saturday 7 November 2015 15:17

Really? Who does that...?

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vikky538 28

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:28

DejaVu

MonstreBelle 29

Sunday 8 November 2015 4:58

*Deja Poo

idk_rose 25

Sunday 8 November 2015 13:03

Would it have been better if it was a lightly used diaper?

villetf 11

Sunday 8 November 2015 20:18

Äckligt

littlegator26 9

Monday 9 November 2015 12:42

That's disgusting

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