Thanks, I hate it!

By gingerwhinger - 05/08/2015 23:24 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, an older lady approached me at work and stroked my hair, telling me it was 'beautiful'. This isn't unusual, I'm a natural redhead and octogenarians especially seem to love the colour. However, the unusual part was the glob of snot she left in my hair from her unwashed hands. FML
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Nilorak 24

I would be creeped out if a stranger stroke my hair.

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Nilorak 24

I would be creeped out if a stranger stroke my hair.

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Jowisee 29

You and me both. Although there's something about elderly ladies that isn't quite so creepy?

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OysterPearls 33

Someone hasn't seen enough horror movie plots. If there's two kinds of people you avoid, it's small children and elderly women. They're most likely to devour your soul.

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cameosurgeon 16

I have red hair. I can affirm that this happens a lot.

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okaydisarray 17

I've been lucky enough to never have anyone stroke mine. I do get told about all kinds of obscure relatives with red hair, though.

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corporatescoundr 25

Actually the whole snot-on-the-hand thing? Not that unusual for octogenarians lol

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Lawana 4

That´s why only a few people are allowed to touch my hair... Most of the time I try to avoid people that don´t ask or even stop them from touching me. Most of them realize that it´s insanly disrespektfull to just touch someones hair without permission. But I had a few huge fights because they thought I was wrong and they simply wanted to touch my hair.... Most of the people I had a fight with, had disgustingly dirty hands. Hope it wont happen to you again like this!

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Selene1090 26

Who has fights about touching someone elses hair?

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smokecloud_ 37

I hate having my hair touched, too. If someone insisted on trying to touch it after I've told them not to, at the least a verbal assault is warranted.

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Aquila_Umbrae 26

Ah the hair towel. A favorite of the creep arsenal.

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MyS3lf 24

I am so sorry :( I can relate, I have red hair and get the same thing all the time, though I think I would totally freak out if someone left snot in my hair. I don't let people touch it, and now I have even more reason not to.

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