Health: Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing...

By Mars - 29/04/2009 09:40 - United States

Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML

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By ewwgross - 20/05/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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Gross prank, dude

By MonCoiffeurAdoré - 28/06/2012 02:43

Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 18:00

Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By Stixchop - 26/02/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 05:00 - Poland - Poznan

Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 06:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML

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Jimboom 11

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:15

Well... at least you can say you have all natural products in your hair. ;-)

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:18

I would never go back to that place.

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Drummer5257 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:14

first and EWWWWWW Your life is seriously fed

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:15

Well... at least you can say you have all natural products in your hair. ;-)

gabsta 3

Thursday 23 December 2010 15:58

hahahaa

BaldOuting 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:16

Um, I would have said something to her before she went any further, you had a chance to stop further grossness.

farmgirl 3

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:17

well did you ask her to color your hair?

spamme 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:17

that´s conditioner

plethora 3

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:18

Hahahaha! Ew.

baba_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:18

Harsh!

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:18

I would never go back to that place.

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:20

Get what you pay for when going to Great Clips or Fantastic Sam's.

Dhamy 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:26

Why didn't you say something? Kinda gross. Though! It just might have been itchy.. y'know?

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 16:58

shoulda said something to her

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