Sex, ACAB and Intimacy: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By ken - 19/07/2011 07:40 - Canada

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

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You deserved it 3 603

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Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "The Sign" by Ace of Base

By Julie - 23/11/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 114

You deserved it 4 957

Whatcha do when they come for you?

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 902

You deserved it 4 386

Nice try

By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 077

You deserved it 3 802

By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 009

You deserved it 5 045

Double betrayal

By iwannagointothewoods - 13/11/2023 23:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 641

You deserved it 132

Caught in 4K

By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 822

You deserved it 3 364

By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 199

You deserved it 4 377

Good question

By fuck you pikachu! - 17/07/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, I found out the rumors are true: my girlfriend is in fact cheating on me. I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that she got busted for sex in a public park, or the fact that they’ve met up there several times to play Pokémon Go. Is that even a thing anymore?! FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 507

You deserved it 217

By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 008

You deserved it 10 363

I swear

By maharaja - 06/08/2019 12:00

Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 016

You deserved it 130

Bluesheep_fml 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:10

What a bitch

Mi24hind 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:12

Dump her and don't bail her out.

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wolfsheart 14

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:48

that's one way to tell you she's cheating. some people just suck.

cricketlover 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:29

... in public.

cricketlover 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:29

... in public.

Madelinexo 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:57

Well, atleast you know now she's not the person you thought she was. It's better you know now rather than never.

nomz333 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:03

hey it's a good thing because if it was you, you would've gotten arrested

Lights_Out_fml 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:04

Can someone look at my picture and tell me whats wrong with the FML in the picture..

JsTruest 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:13

wtf that's pretty fukt up :S First bad parenting second she's calm about and says fml :S dumb ass parent if u ask me

gigi03 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:07

That sucks and also the feeling of it.

soccerloooover 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:09

well aww sorry dude

LOLurlifesuks_fml 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:11

damn that's rong

LOLurlifesuks_fml 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:11

damn that's rong

FreezeeMonsta 19

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:15

women are bitches :D

KnucklesDeep 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:18

Look on the bright side; now everyone knows what a filthy little ***** she is.

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Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 22 713

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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Today, I was fixing my makeup in the back room of the office when my boss walked in. He looked kind of annoyed so I jokingly said, "Don't you want your secretary to look good?" He said, "If I did, I wouldn't have hired you." FML

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Today, my boss accused me of eyeing for a promotion when I suggested a solution to save our team time by staying on a 2-hour schedule in the mornings. He told me we average 3 hours for our production, but his goal for this area is 90 minutes. FML

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Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML

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You deserved it 248

Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML

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Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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You deserved it 4 232

Today, after saving for months to have a few hundred bucks set aside, the government sent me a car tax bill from 2010. Yep, 8 years ago. They want the interest on the bill too. Broke again. FML

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You deserved it 280

Same thing different taste

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