Sex, ACAB and Intimacy: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By ken - 19/07/2011 07:40 - Canada

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 442

You deserved it 3 603

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Alexa, play "The Sign" by Ace of Base

By Julie - 23/11/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 114

You deserved it 4 957

Whatcha do when they come for you?

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 902

You deserved it 4 386

Nice try

By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 077

You deserved it 3 802

By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 009

You deserved it 5 045

Double betrayal

By iwannagointothewoods - 13/11/2023 23:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 641

You deserved it 132

Caught in 4K

By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 822

You deserved it 3 364

By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 199

You deserved it 4 377

Good question

By fuck you pikachu! - 17/07/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, I found out the rumors are true: my girlfriend is in fact cheating on me. I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that she got busted for sex in a public park, or the fact that they’ve met up there several times to play Pokémon Go. Is that even a thing anymore?! FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 507

You deserved it 217

By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 008

You deserved it 10 363

I swear

By maharaja - 06/08/2019 12:00

Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 016

You deserved it 130

Bluesheep_fml 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:10

What a bitch

Mi24hind 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:12

Dump her and don't bail her out.

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OsirisFaction_fml 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:08

Hope you let the bitch sit on jail.

grdianknight 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:40

well now you can dump the ***** and find someone better

Cheylea 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:53

Prostitute maybe??

nekrodoll 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:43

aww come with me ill treat u right u don't need a **** like that

vi3tno_romeo 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:55

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livingdeadgirlx 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:03

Dump her and get something better!

beautiful1998 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:06

might wanna get a new girlfriend

KickItHigh 32

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:08

FYL, she deserves it!

blacksswan 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:23

You mean ex girl friend? and I hope you didn't get her out of jail. I'd just leave her in there for someone else to take her out.

iloveAAF 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:24

once a cheater alway a cheater.:

ajwoolliscroft 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:48

Awkward if you'd of walked past them whilst they were doing it!

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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 331

You deserved it 41 017

Today, I was bored, so I started to declutter my closet. I found a pair of jeans I hadn't worn in years and thought they'd fit. As I struggled to pull them on, the seam ripped really loud, and my cat shot out from under the bed like a spooked rocket. Apparently even my jeans feel the need to yell at me for getting too big. FML

I agree, your life sucks 466

You deserved it 300

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Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 716

You deserved it 8 857

Today, I was told that every week the grocery store I work for has a "mystery customer" who shops throughout the store and rates us. Our store has gotten straight 100s for the past two years, and I ruined their streak. Apparently, I was the worst they've ever seen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 560

You deserved it 3 581

Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to stop making such vulgar jokes, they turned to me and said, "What makes you think we were joking?" They then clarified that they were in fact being completely serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 874

You deserved it 3 259

Today, my son was talking about his upcoming wedding like it’s a disease he got diagnosed with, like, “Yeah, I got this wedding thing” or “Man, it’s gonna be hard to get through” and my favourite “A pain in the ass, I wouldn’t with this shit on anyone.” I feel so sorry for his fiancé, poor girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 401

You deserved it 123

Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 039

You deserved it 2 028

Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 780

You deserved it 5 324

Same thing different taste

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