Sex, ACAB and Intimacy: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By ken - 19/07/2011 07:40 - Canada

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 442

You deserved it 3 603

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Alexa, play "The Sign" by Ace of Base

By Julie - 23/11/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 114

You deserved it 4 957

Whatcha do when they come for you?

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 902

You deserved it 4 386

Nice try

By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 077

You deserved it 3 802

By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 009

You deserved it 5 045

Double betrayal

By iwannagointothewoods - 13/11/2023 23:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 641

You deserved it 132

Caught in 4K

By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 822

You deserved it 3 364

By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 199

You deserved it 4 377

Good question

By fuck you pikachu! - 17/07/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, I found out the rumors are true: my girlfriend is in fact cheating on me. I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that she got busted for sex in a public park, or the fact that they’ve met up there several times to play Pokémon Go. Is that even a thing anymore?! FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 507

You deserved it 217

By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 008

You deserved it 10 363

I swear

By maharaja - 06/08/2019 12:00

Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 016

You deserved it 130

Bluesheep_fml 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:10

What a bitch

Mi24hind 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:12

Dump her and don't bail her out.

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booty_9 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:23

EX-girlfriend, right??

DylanVermette 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:30

hey what's your e-mail we should talk sometime add me [email protected]

coffeeandcream 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:23

you couldn't satisfy her kinky needs.

iGlasses 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:26

At least you learned in a hilarious way. she got arrested. I wish some of my ex's would get arrested.

HeroicPeanut 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:34

Dump her ass.

momo1972 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:35

I bet she was conducting an experiment for her psyc class

fauxyhaha 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:46

That is a BITCH MOVE; feel sorry for you, man.

azcarate 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:52

whats wrong with that just do the same in return

justanotherbird 19

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:54

Hope she's an ex-girlfriend now! I wonder what the public place was though...

nateiztite 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:59

ydi for being selfish and not sharing

SLC_grumpypants 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:01

Sorry OP. That sucks

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Today, I told my boyfriend of nearly a year that I finally told my mother about him, and that she wants us to fly out so he can meet her. He said “OK” with a blank expression. I went to work, and when I got home, he and all his stuff were gone. He left a note on the fridge, saying, “Sorry, I can’t do this anymore. All the best.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 589

You deserved it 131

Today, I realized I’ve been saying “a whole nother” instead of “a whole other” my entire life. It wasn’t until my friend pointed it out with a smirk I’ve been speaking in an alternate universe. He was also the one to point out last year that my use of "like" every three words was "annoying and cringe." FML

I agree, your life sucks 115

You deserved it 428

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Today, I was reminded what poverty is like when I had to choose between buying food and buying pads. Now, I have to take constant bathroom breaks and wipe off my pad. I don't get paid until after my period ends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 339

You deserved it 1 719

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a reindeer? Wait... What?

I agree, your life sucks 243

You deserved it 60

Today, I’m a happily married man and I know this because my wife says so all the time. E.g., we don’t need marriage counselling because we’re happily married; you're not moving out because we’re happily married, and the latest, we don’t need a divorce because we’re happily married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 364

You deserved it 198

Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 705

You deserved it 2 807

Today, my boys get in so much trouble, I don’t even bother checking on them anymore. Instead, every ten minutes, I yell up the stairs to stop whatever they’re doing, and every time without fail they guiltily apologise and try to blame each other/promise to fix it/swear not to do it again. EVERY TIME. FML

I agree, your life sucks 468

You deserved it 955

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 561

You deserved it 4 700

Same thing different taste

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