Sex, ACAB and Intimacy: Thanks, I hate it - FML

Thanks, I hate it

By ken - 19/07/2011 07:40 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 442

You deserved it 3 603

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By Julie - 23/11/2011 05:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 114

You deserved it 4 957

Whatcha do when they come for you?

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 902

You deserved it 4 386

Nice try

By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

Spicy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 077

You deserved it 3 802

By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 009

You deserved it 5 045

Double betrayal

By iwannagointothewoods - 13/11/2023 23:00 - Canada - Victoria

Spicy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 641

You deserved it 132

Caught in 4K

By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Spicy

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 822

You deserved it 3 364

By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 199

You deserved it 4 377

Good question

By fuck you pikachu! - 17/07/2022 15:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out the rumors are true: my girlfriend is in fact cheating on me. I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that she got busted for sex in a public park, or the fact that they’ve met up there several times to play Pokémon Go. Is that even a thing anymore?! FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 507

You deserved it 217

By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 008

You deserved it 10 363

I swear

By maharaja - 06/08/2019 12:00

Spicy

Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 016

You deserved it 130

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Top comments

Bluesheep_fml 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:10

What a bitch

Mi24hind 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:12

Dump her and don't bail her out.

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YaboyVinnie 21

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:16

Time to visit other public places than her public place.

foilindo 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:16

isn't she classy?! :-/

bobbymullet 11

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:17

she's an idiot. sorry OP/:

lizabeth131 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:17

well if she was trying to keep the other a guy a secret, public wouldn't be my first option of where to have sex

Ugi 26

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:18

Ouch - that's gotta hurt! FYL.

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:19

I really hope you dumped her, you deserve someone that will respect you and not do shit behind your back. I hope you find someone better than her.. :)

foilindo 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:19

btw, you meant ex, right?!

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:23

Sounds like my kind of girl.

MrSexyPants 14

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:33

You sound like a douchebag. ...or a douche-girl. Whatever.

mchakkiwala 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:34

your body looks smokin hot miss monroe

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:47

That's exactly what I am, definition of "douche-girl" right here. Your witty comment hits me hard, I hope you know.

PsychoXtheXrapis 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:48

I see two comments full of pathetic right here.

leearm104 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:26

lol #46

DeathMaple 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:24

She wasn't very good at keeping it a secret. FYL.

HansHansen 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:25

Rape her in public and you're even.

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Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

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Today, my ex-girlfriend from several years ago texted me. We were having a pleasant conversation until she asked me to give advice. Apparently, her current boyfriend is incapable of talking dirty, fingering, and other sexual aspects. She asked me to give him advice and pointers. FML

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You deserved it 1 196

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Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 186

You deserved it 161

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

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You deserved it 18 662

Today, I was driving in a busy area looking for a place to park. I happened to lock eyes with a really handsome man who was walking alongside the road. He approached my car with a huge, gorgeous smile, and as I rolled my window down, he asked, "Are you my Uber?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 666

You deserved it 999

Today, a friend and I drove all the way from Texas to a small town in Colorado to spend an entire uninterrupted night together. Not only did he forget to bring condoms but everything was closed by the time we got into town. We ended up playing cards on the bed instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 451

You deserved it 46 018

Today, my husband’s coworker made lunch for him again complete with a “cute” note. I cook every day, but somehow this single woman finds it appropriate to cook and pack lunch for my husband. When I told him it needs to stop, he said I was being too jealous, and she’s just a nice lady. FML

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You deserved it 141

Today, I found out that my rent is going up by $100. This is the third year in a row. I'm on SSI ($914/month) and it was $550 when I moved in before the pandemic. I'm also morbidly obese, schizophrenic, and my family doesn't respect me. FML

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You deserved it 755