Sex, ACAB and Intimacy: Thanks, I hate it - FML

Thanks, I hate it

By ken - 19/07/2011 07:40 - Canada

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Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

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You deserved it 3 603

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Alexa, play "The Sign" by Ace of Base

By Julie - 23/11/2011 05:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 114

You deserved it 4 957

Whatcha do when they come for you?

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 902

You deserved it 4 386

Nice try

By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

Spicy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 077

You deserved it 3 802

By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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You deserved it 5 045

Double betrayal

By iwannagointothewoods - 13/11/2023 23:00 - Canada - Victoria

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 641

You deserved it 132

Caught in 4K

By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

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Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

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You deserved it 3 364

By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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You deserved it 4 377

Good question

By fuck you pikachu! - 17/07/2022 15:00 - United States

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Today, I found out the rumors are true: my girlfriend is in fact cheating on me. I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that she got busted for sex in a public park, or the fact that they’ve met up there several times to play Pokémon Go. Is that even a thing anymore?! FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 507

You deserved it 217

By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 10 363

I swear

By maharaja - 06/08/2019 12:00

Spicy

Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML

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You deserved it 130

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Top comments

Bluesheep_fml 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:10

What a bitch

Mi24hind 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:12

Dump her and don't bail her out.

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andreafml2011 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:05

at least it wasn't in your bed.

cptcook 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:25

yeah least she was that thoughtful! hahaha

bfflrhea 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:11

that really sucks.

thefujimanlives 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:25

This is a situation where I'd pretend to forgive her and one night put in doggy position. From there BLAMO!!!! I'd donkey punch in the head a couple times and dump her ass on the spot. FYL op !!! You r much better off than with that HO!!

justanotherbird 19

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:57

Yes, because assault, especially during sex, is a great idea that won't get you arrested.

xlyssiex3 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:27

can you say hooker?

Bofferding_fml 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:28

i bet she'll love jailsex! i've heard storys about huge trucker ladies in jail who have much love to give!

ZackBassist3 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:29

make a sex tape with another girl and send it to that ***** with a letter.

whatsittuya 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:33

Did you ever consider that she might be a prostitute?

lolman222 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:35

looks like she got caught looking like a fool with her pants on the ground :P

BigPerro4life 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:36

can I have her number?

stuffedanimal111 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:19

725 664 2352

permitame 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:41

That's so trashy . You deserve better.

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Today, my wife upset herself by ringing my best friend to see if he would lie about where I was, and he did. Now my wife thinks I get my friends to lie for me to cover up my cheating. I’ve never once cheated. This feels like the next level up from cheating on her in her dreams, because she's crazy. FML

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Today, I hit off with a guy I met on Tumblr, and we moved to Discord to chat. We're just friends, but have things in common. Then I accidentally called him while he was driving by clicking the wrong button, because I forgot how to search things up. Now he thinks I'm a creep. Time to build my walls back up again. FML

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Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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Today, I talked to a teenage girl that came in for debilitating constipation. Turns out she'd stopped drinking water and had been purposely holding her bowels because her new online boyfriend convince her it’s unattractive and unladylike for girls to poop. FML

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Today, my drunk uncle threw my brand new iPhone 3GS into my pool, ruining it completely. When I asked him to pay for the 600 dollar replacement cost, he said he wasn't responsible for his drunken actions. All of my family members are on his side. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and started knocking on his door, asking, "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answered, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

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Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

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