Thanks, I hate it!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I got my first tip. It was a Mentos. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 217
You deserved it 5 782

Top comments

Could it have a meaning? Like "Keep your mouth fresh". Anyway Mentos tip is better than no tip.

Comments

Rico5037 0

were they old, they might of thought it was a quarter.

baglz96 0

#78 you've made my day and thats saying alot cause its 12:00 in the mornin' :}

is the singular of mentos mento or is I still mento

Batman4890 0

@65 wait a minute stop trying to change the subject the fact is its better than nothing and ur only argument against that is that i type a stupid way? wow u shud be a ******* lawyer

Funny you should mention it, I'm an intern at a law firm. That was actually a rebuttal to your comment about why typing like a chimp is faster. The only thing it succeeds at doing other than that is making you look like a 6 year old who likes to act like a grown up. If you can't type like a normal person then you will never get anywhere and people will always assume that you're a jackass who's too lazy to spell out simple words.

fyl511 0

Well, if you don't want them I'll take them :)

terriibabiiix23 0

you should be effing happy that you even got a tip !

If he had also given you a bottle of Diet Coke, then THAT would have been a tip.