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By Matt L. - 30/07/2020 14:02

Today, my car insurance called about "the car I hit" on Monday night. Monday, I'd gone to the girl I’ve been seeing for a month's house for chicken parm and to meet her parents. I parked on the street. Her dad ran into the back of my car, leaving a dent. I never got the chicken parm either. FML

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Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML

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Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By LevKin - 30/07/2009 07:20 - Canada

Today, I got into a car accident. The car I hit belongs to my girlfriend's father. We never met before. He strongly believes in "first impressions." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2014 16:01 - United States - Orange

Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

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By Sean - 09/09/2013 21:04 - United States

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By youfuckingslut - 11/11/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 30 July 2020 14:12

This is a triple FML! In order from least bad to worst are: 1) being a victim of insurance fraud 2) being lured with chicken Parm and getting catfished. 3) thinking a house belongs to a month.

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 30 July 2020 15:29

Typical, of course it's "your" fault and not the dad's. I hope your gf can back you up there.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 30 July 2020 14:12

This is a triple FML! In order from least bad to worst are: 1) being a victim of insurance fraud 2) being lured with chicken Parm and getting catfished. 3) thinking a house belongs to a month.

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 30 July 2020 15:29

Typical, of course it's "your" fault and not the dad's. I hope your gf can back you up there.

Marcella1016 31

Thursday 30 July 2020 23:18

How did he get your insurance information? Also I don’t know much about insurance rules, but couldn’t you argue against it, and with no proof either way, they won’t cover his claim?

slowhandjp 16

Thursday 30 July 2020 23:46

Can anyone tell me what chicken parm is?

Sady_Ct 37

Friday 31 July 2020 0:14

Google it, it will change your life.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 31 July 2020 1:55

I don't know, either, and I'm certainly not going to look it up on Urban Dictionary. So many nasty things there! I'll bet it's some kind of blumpkin or something. Don't look that up, either.

slowhandjp 16

Friday 31 July 2020 2:01

Don’t look that up means look that up.

rotflqtms_ 21

Friday 31 July 2020 2:39

Is there really a dirty meaning for chicken parmesan? tempted to urban dictionary that...RIP... just urban dictionary'd that... sand one sounds painful...