Pregnancy and Miscellaneous: Thanks mom, you're the best

Thanks mom, you're the best

By prego - 30/04/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML

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You deserved it 4 890

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By preggo - 04/12/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML

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By she knows - 08/10/2013 16:30 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML

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Such a Saint

By hungry/grumpy/disabled - 17/07/2022 12:00

Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML

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You deserved it 138

By FootyFoot - 06/03/2012 11:50 - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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You deserved it 3 223

Just stop

By Home sick - 04/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML

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You deserved it 451

By Ashleighx94 - 05/07/2011 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML

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You deserved it 2 748

Classic narcissist mom

By Anonymous - 04/01/2024 13:00 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2018 22:00

Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML

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Comedic timing

By Anonymous - 15/11/2021 16:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML

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It's a pillow soft for my neck

By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 21:01 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML

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You deserved it 216

EmbalmingTheatre 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:16

Your mom's rude! She definitely shouldn't say that to you!

laurisshnazzy 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:33

Or her mother could have been at her house because she was placed on bedrest and needs someone to take care of her. Good lord, people.

Comments

jooliaboolia 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:55

emergency*

HeatherFeatherB 31

Sunday 8 June 2014 22:54

Also, *referred.

Lisianthus 13

Tuesday 22 May 2012 5:21

Holy shit everyone is dicks on here. Hope your baby is doing good.

teddi76 2

Saturday 30 June 2012 4:30

Sorry but this fugly selfish, self centered non grandmother would not even get to see her grandchild if i was the op. I would tell them you can see them when I'm dead because I wouldn't want the uglyness that is you around my child. I tell the truth and will tell you straight out what I think.

eash 10

Sunday 9 June 2013 14:22

Don't get pregnant. Problem solved!!!!

Divine_Mamma 11

Wednesday 24 June 2015 7:35

Someone should've given your mom that advice.

MidnightMusic53 37

Saturday 2 November 2013 4:46

Sorry your mom said that to you. Sounds to me that she just wasn't really thinking, but she still shouldn't have said it. Hope you two worked it out and didn't stay angry at each other, and I also hope you had a healthy baby.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 13 December 2013 2:12

38 weeks? And still calls you a slug? Seriously! Your mother should understand that...

dmbignell 8

Saturday 2 August 2014 1:52

Or she is a single mother and can't live alone.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 21 December 2014 15:28

There's nowhere that says OP is a teen. Her husband/boyfriend is most likely at work so she needs someone to help take care of her.

melissaferns 16

Sunday 26 April 2015 16:50

38 weeks and on bed rest? Why didn't your doctor just have you deliver? fyl for real each time with my pregnancies the last few weeks i had to be up and moving because sitting and laying down was super uncomfortable. So my swollen feet took the pain instead of the rest of my body. Seeing this is an old fml hopefully everything went well and you have an awesome 5 almost 6 year old that also hopefully softened grandma's heart.