That bastard!

By omgwtfsam - 27/07/2009 00:53 - United States

Spicy
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 220
You deserved it 19 415

Same thing different taste

Top comments

lyndis_fml 0

Why the hell were these pictures somewhere where your parents could see?

banerkblue 0

lol. I would've let them think it was someone else!

Comments

bob1124 0

YDI. Why the **** would you leave the pics where your parents could find 'em?

AndelleRae 9

Why does everyone assume that because the OP mentioned her dad that she's underage? I'm nearly 22 years old, and I still live with my parents. (Bring on the replies calling me a "loser." I care not.) I mean, yeah, she could be underage, but for all we know, her dad was visiting her at her apartment, or she's just not fortunate enough to have a job that gives her enough money to be out on her own yet. The way that the FML is worded, it sounds like the pictures were posted somewhere online. As far as the FML goes, OP, taking pictures really isn't a great idea. It almost never ends well.

Eresbel 0

I just want to back you up on the whole living-with-parents thing. A lot of college kids, especially now with the recession, are living at home over summer breaks and go home for all the other breaks. So... basically, nope, you and I are definitely not losers. :)

...I don't see why I would be tempted to show them to anyone else. We're not all that spiteful... Now, would I keep them for my own, "private" reasons? Well...unless the other person specifically asked me not to. O:-)

jewelzgalore 0

wtf is wrong with you? you take pictures of that? you know it'll end up on the internet when you're through, right?

Eresbel 0

I completely disagree with the sexist comments about men being thrown about. For one: they are generalizations that hurt men. Someone mentioned "ignorant feminists", but the feminists are the only ones standing up for the men. Why would you want to perpetuate such a hurtful stereotype that isn't even true? Plenty of men have honor and discretion. Second: Of COURSE her boyfriend is probably jacking off at these pictures. That's most likely the whole reason they took them - for masturbation material. Personally, I don't know why one would take such pictures if not for that or to make ****. I also don't see what the big deal about that is. I mean, it's not like he's jerking off to some other woman.

I'm going to have to say most of you people are retarded. There's nothing wrong with taking pictures of you and your lover having sex. And definitely nothing whorish about it. I find it kinda hott, thank you. Me and my fiance do it all the time, but the fact is, he's a good ******* man and even if we did break up he wouldn't do something like that. All males aren't dicks, get the **** over yourselves. I have some advise, just don't put your face in the pictures (: You can always deny that it's your body, there's no proof. Sure you could have some crazy unique tattoo of something no one else has ever heard of.. but then just use the excuse that it was photoshopped that way(in the event you're covering up a revengeful boyfriend). People just need to learn to lie.

I second that so much. The problem is the whole photo taking thing usually happens with stupid, young, kids. Smart adults doing it as a sexy thing, it's cool, but stupid teenagers and college kids getting screwed accidentally spreading their pics everywhere is the reason why this is such a bad idea. lol It just depends on who's doing it, with who, how safely and why.

that_emo_chikk00 0

YDI for taking pictures! If you ever break up with him hed probably show them to everybody talking about how "wild" you are! damn ****

ahahagalololo WTF that's really ****** up