Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: That bastard!

That bastard!

By omgwtfsam - 27/07/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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Today, my dad and I ran into a guy I've been dating. He flipped out and accused me of cheating on him. This is now the second guy to have a similar reaction to my dad. I guess this is one of those unexpected consequences of teen pregnancy that my parents didn't see coming. FML

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Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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By penguins - 13/11/2010 00:30 - United States

Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

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By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

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lyndis_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:23

Why the hell were these pictures somewhere where your parents could see?

banerkblue 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:17

lol. I would've let them think it was someone else!

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OMFGG 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:55

See, I don't get why people take these pictures in the first place. They're bound to come back and haunt you later on.

HumansSuck 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:03

Hmmm, at least he wasn't cheating on you?

SimpleSimon 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:05

For ***** sake, every time I hear this type of FML I just want to bang my head on the desk. "Today, somebody found something embarrassing/dangerous/incriminating of mine, because despite the importance of said item, I failed to conceal it properly. FML" Wake up you fools!

xHaniffax 0

Monday 27 July 2009 15:27

*headdesk*

boreddoubletears 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 4:36

*facepalm*

all_the_same 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:11

YDI for letting someone take pics of you.

cocky 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:17

uhhh. are you retarded? instead of them thinking he cheated on you, or admitting it's you.. why didn't you just say that they're old pictures? dumb bitch.

hotissue 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:20

wtf, can't you lie? YDI and also for having your pics taken while doing it

all_the_same 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:20

i completely agree with your statement. having sex is one thing. but taking pics of vids of it is just ignorant. or even photos with partial nudity. no matter how much you trust them, when they leave you, you best believe he wont be the only one with it anymore

lunaticsol 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:22

Meh, your dad can get over it.

Nightfallz 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:29

obviously ydi for leaving pictured like that lying around

mylifesucks82 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:32

yuu totally diserved it y the *** wuld yuu take pics of yuu and yuur bf having sex? ***** wat did yuu post them on the internet? no wonder yuur parents found them

SimpleSimon 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:43

Until you can spell and construct sentences properly, don't be surprised when nobody values your opinion.

Sirrush 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:46

lern2splel before bitching at people. And throwing insults like that doesn't make you a big man, just the opposite in fact. GTFO, I'm tired of you useless internet trolls.