That old chestnut

By foreveralone - 24/09/2012 23:12 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

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Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about how cute they are, and showing her loads of pictures, she just stared at me and said, "You really need a penis inside you now and again." FML
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CheeseTron 15

Don't listen to her. More pussy is always the answer.

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onorexveritas 23

yeah, you come off as a cat lady

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cynical4life 4

She's right.. Take the advice

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CeeCee_fml 16

So, you need more dick in your life because you want to own a pet? There must be a lot of people not getting any then.

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monkiki62 5

A penis is nowhere near as cute as a cat. Get the cat op

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Hellbound_Alleee 14

Don't sweat it. She's just a sexist idiot. Self-hating women usually end up pregnant and single.

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valrdjem 2

I usually don't comment, but that was pretty funny.

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outoftown 26

OP's roommate just didn't want a cat, and used a put-down as an excuse. Time for a new roomate, if OP really wants a cat.

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