Intimacy, Sex, Weird and Awkward: That one weird kid

That one weird kid

By shellski - 21/01/2012 01:21 - United States

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 20:36 - United States - Deland

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

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By kill me - 30/09/2018 03:00

Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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You deserved it 1 468

By fuckingdieyouoldhag - 20/05/2014 20:08 - United States

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

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You deserved it 9 628

By frogdog563 - 01/09/2019 14:00

Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 5 818

mpsteve137 15

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:07

Go to his house and tell his mom you're pregnant with his child.

happle 21

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:05

How did he find where you live..?

Comments

twilightluvr101 4

Sunday 22 January 2012 5:39

Has it occured to anyone else that,maybe this was a dare

Nigerianqueen88 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 6:13

I'm shocked your dad didn't slap him lol

WigginstheBear 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 7:19

I want to find this kid and salute him

AimeeGeneve 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 20:19

It honestly Sucks that your father doesn't trust you.

jacob4592 0

Monday 23 January 2012 10:38

You should slap that kid in his face then do it back but make sure his mom dad answer the door an you should fake cry and run off

farkas420 0

Monday 23 January 2012 17:54

That's like some bravos and butted shit

kphippie 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 0:22

I have a hard time believing this

onanymouse 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 18:29

Get a guy friend to go to his house and fight fire with fire :)

Bludmagnus 13

Thursday 9 February 2012 6:44

While the guy who did that deserves a kick in the nads, your father needs to have his head examined for believing that so easily. Says a lot about your mom, or what he thought about her when they got together, also.