That's enough of that

By really?!? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Wendell

Today, I was driving my 9 month pregnant sister around in our golf cart when it died. I had to push it the rest of the way home. She wouldn't stop faking going into labor. FML
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danielhartlesss 13

If you knew she was faking then I would've just left her there until she decided to grow up.

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Pleonasm 35

You got an A-hole in one, there, OP, I feel for you, she needs to mature. She's not playing the Fairway by faking it. At least you're out of the Rough now. I hope you can putt this behind you.

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tanekdrachonae 19

Barring a legitimate medical issue, being near the end of a pregnancy isn't an excuse not to walk. Light exercise, such as walking (autocorrect from waddling funnily enough) is always a good thing.

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dan_in_wi 12

push! push! work on your breathing... wait, is this an outdoor class? must be in the wrong place!

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pradip 26

Oh, You had to push it the rest of the way home. Don't worry, her time to PUSH isn't far.

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perdix 29

Heavens to Betsy, I hope your caviar didn't spoil and your champagne didn't go flat during your harrowing ordeal. Why did you have to push your golf cart? Where were your servants? It's hard to find good help these days. Toodles!

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xsarax_fml 10

Lmaooo surprising with all the stress she's under she's still able to joke around and have a sense of humor. lol

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OhhhMaryy 12

Lol your sister is too funny, she gets her ways :') she's prego so it's acceptable :p

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darkmis1 17

It's acceptable to fake labor and throw a fit? I can understand not wanting to walk, but faking labor is just being a bitch.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

The first time I read it, I thought it said your sister died... Whew...

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lhamil64_fml 5

Honestly I kind of did too. Once I hit the word "died" I had to start over

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darkmis1 17

Haha me too....I was wondering why OP was calling their sister "it."

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Artsygirl90 14

That's one of the only benefits of being pregnant. Might as well use it. That and having a baby of course.

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NotGabe 28

"OOOH MY GAWD! PUSH! PUUUUUSH!!"

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ej00 3

At first I thought she meant her sister died hahaha

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thelindseyyy 4

I'm glad I'm not the only one who read it that way at first!

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