Work and Poopoo peepee: That's entertainment

That's entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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AGGoddess 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:49

Did anyone else provide backup vocals?

nevele11 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:58

What are you, five?

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ccspanthers89 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:06

Wtf is wrong with you?

socialcookie123 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 4:30

your disgusting... who sings when they poop? ...gross.

insanelyXnikki 18

Monday 16 January 2012 9:38

Well, on the bright side, you probably made someones day.

ennamae17 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:56

Dude girls poop all the time

ginnygirl73 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:50

Haha, I saw that one on Smosh.com...

steph97v05 11

Sunday 22 July 2012 4:40

You made my night from this post.

Isuckatthis 18

Monday 3 December 2012 10:09

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Seriously, you made my day

catherinek 9

Thursday 14 March 2013 10:18

Why the hell would you do that to begin with ?!

catherinek 9

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:42

WHO DOES THIS?! Seriously what the hell

Matilda19 7

Wednesday 19 February 2014 20:46

this happened to me once! except a different song and I didn't realise they were in there till I heard a squeak on the other person's toilet

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