Work and Poopoo peepee: That's entertainment - FML

That's entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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AGGoddess 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:49

Did anyone else provide backup vocals?

nevele11 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:58

What are you, five?

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Greg_Furey 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 8:30

In all my 17 years of life, I have never heard ANYTHING so hilarious! Epic win for you :D

KesiaFabulous 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:50

ohh my gosh. Total WIN! lol. I laughed so hard I cried when I read this. I would have loved to have been the other person in the bathrooom. Best thing everrr. And funniest story to tell people. :P

nevermindalready 4

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:46

Personally, I feel for you, even if not many other people do. I say retarded stuff quite loudly to myself pretty often, especially if I don't think anyone's around.

0mfgz 0

Friday 26 February 2010 5:35

Sounds like a sexy song.

Redders123 1

Sunday 7 March 2010 2:09

LMFAO!!!!!

Iwantsushi1234 3

Monday 15 March 2010 9:56

Did anyone else join in??? YDI

confucious 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 23:42

can you say ---- fag :)

mmmrabies 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 5:10

Apparently it's cute when you sing a song about what you're doing on the toilet... Ugh... Yeah.

greendaygirl597 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 5:04

This just makes me laugh. So. Much.

nirenna 6

Wednesday 7 July 2010 1:23

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

a9536s432 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 5:57

lol i totally would have done that haha

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