Work and Poopoo peepee: That's entertainment

That's entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 488

You deserved it 65 383

Halloween: Terror and Laughter
Discover stories that combine fright and humor for an unforgettably funny Halloween. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

AGGoddess 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:49

Did anyone else provide backup vocals?

nevele11 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:58

What are you, five?

Comments

Solano2580 24

Saturday 20 September 2014 19:20

Relax guys!! Its only a 2 year old who had to go potty so the song is okay!

Pandaxox 10

Sunday 5 October 2014 13:41

Lol! This just made my morning! Thanks, OP!

_rainbow_donuts_ 1

Wednesday 4 February 2015 6:06

This is the best FML I've seen. I can't stop laughing.

_awwhellnaw_ 45

Sunday 5 July 2015 11:25

Reminds me of Deandra on MPGIS

millsjoshua949 12

Saturday 11 July 2020 20:48

What is wrong with you? Who does that in public? ydi

randybryant799 20

Saturday 30 October 2021 7:10

What is wrong with you???

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 3 September 2022 21:16

Even if you think you're alone in a bathroom, why the hell would you start singing anyway?

Keywords

Weird Underwear Clothes Miscellaneous Halloween Dogs Animals Cute Fire Awkward First Dates Smells Love Work Scary Phobias Kids Embarrassing Shopping Mental health Therapy Health Friends Am I overreacting? AITA Birthday Poopoo peepee Thief Customers TV shows

The Top

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 435

You deserved it 7 439

Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52

You deserved it 1 542

The Top

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 847

You deserved it 54 008

Today, it's my birthday. I called my mom to thank her for the gift she'd sent. She was surprised and said, "Oh I thought you were waiting to open it." She ended the conversation with, "OK, I'll call you on your birthday." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 166

You deserved it 1 368

Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 651

You deserved it 7 137

Today, I replied to a party invite. I thought I was only replying to the hostess, who's a close friend, so added a P. S. about a recent sex toy purchase I'd made and how rubbish it had been. I only realised after pressing "Send" that I'd selected "Reply All". FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 428

You deserved it 41 450

Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 118

You deserved it 564

Today, my fitness trainer husband told me that if I could not make the commitment to stay thin, he could not make the commitment to stay with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 405

You deserved it 15 696