School, Gross and Teachers: That's more than I asked for

That's more than I asked for

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

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You deserved it 4 822

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txgirl2013 14

Friday 29 April 2011 0:46

well he didnt reach and grab it did he?

p33dmypant5 0

Friday 29 April 2011 0:46

use it to tape your cleavage shut

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skylervondra 0

Friday 29 April 2011 3:01

you picked it up and chewed it didnt you

FreebirdIII 1

Friday 29 April 2011 4:13

it was sugar free!!

kteb2008 0

Friday 29 April 2011 3:03

that's what u get for wearing a shirt that low

FrescoLove 10

Friday 29 April 2011 3:08

pics or it didn't happen

babycakess10 0

Friday 29 April 2011 3:44

that's gross and extremely awkwardly uncomfortable!! FYL indeed OP.

xoohsoaddictedx 0

Friday 29 April 2011 3:50

I wouldve loved to see your expression at that moment. talk about awkward moments. I agree, fyl.

deerescu 1

Friday 29 April 2011 4:13

Hahahahhaa! why is ur shirt so open

Nickel05 15

Friday 29 April 2011 4:14

ok, you must have been a little too close to him for something to fall from his mouth down your shirt...

Snipedog42 0

Friday 29 April 2011 4:17

Did you grab it right away.

josh5634 0

Friday 29 April 2011 4:26

Thats what anonymous gets for hacking PSN :D

thecman25 14

Friday 21 November 2014 6:15

Well we all know who is the retard of the comment section

terranman 4

Friday 29 April 2011 4:31

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