Work: That's some BS

That's some BS

By unemployed - 21/05/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML

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By disturbedgd - 14/09/2016 11:29 - South Africa

Today, after years of listening to my coworker complaining about everything in her life, including her job, I finally stood up to her and bitched at her for complaining and not doing anything about it. She went to my boss, and now it's in my job description to listen to her when she complains. FML

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By Username - 18/02/2011 09:33

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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By jacks_smirking_revenge - 06/03/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML

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By anonymous - 29/03/2012 15:42 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

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By raquelcita - 26/08/2016 06:05 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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SomeGuy1234 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:03

That sounds like a perfectly reasonable, professional and level headed response.

raged_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

nice one ace

Comments

fatty78 0

Friday 22 May 2009 7:48

If the only insult you had for her was that she was fat, you either couldn't find many faults with her or you're just an idiot. Anyone who has to resort to insulting a person's physical features is either really shallow or there must not be much wrong with the person who you are trying to insult.

catryn 0

Friday 22 May 2009 8:19

I think Bluetooths are a little rude anyway, if only for creating little personal islands for people to rant and rave at absent strangers. Then again, I think texting is rude too, but I think I'm a bit technologically conservative. I mean, calling your boss a fat bitch is unprofessional too. Even if you don't get fired, you should quit. That job will go NOWHERE.

louisianagrrrrl 0

Friday 22 May 2009 8:43

Well she shouldn't be on the phone screaming at her husband while at work, so FYL

fml_24seven 0

Friday 22 May 2009 9:06

Again i love proceeding to read these fml's then proceeding to comment them. I love how people posting feel that they should proceed to use "proceed" in their posts. Its actually proceeding to make me mad. Today, I read FML and saw for the millionth time the word "proceed" in the post. FML.

fml_24seven 0

Friday 22 May 2009 9:12

#70- legend of a post.

Sanrio90 8

Friday 22 May 2009 9:21

Yeah...YDI.

skyle_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 9:41

Dude just pretend you were talking into a Bluetooth too.

Tsukasa_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:18

Seriously, the people complaining about the word "proceeded" are the annoyance. Hey guys, stop using "the" so much, it's in like very post!

the_holy_one 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:42

#82 i dont really care if people use proceeded all the time. There are a few words u can use to replace it. but can u suggest any words to replace the '''the'' in every post? o.O