If this was real (it's doubtful), you should be more concerned about your cat than posting on FML, although I admit that I wouldn't expect much from a negligent owner. I also call bull on the grounds that you shouldn't be able to read for shit like that if you're far-sighted. Get out.

My kitten ***** worms right out of its hole, and they're like, "It's longer than yours. Damn right, it's longer than yours." I could wriggle, but I'd have to charge, My kitten has a bootyhole worm.

Jiggle Jiggle Wiggle Wiggle :)

I do hope this was followed as quickly as possible by a vet visit. If not, you don't deserve to have a cat.

yeah I call bullshit too. if u couldn't see the worm u couldn't be reading a book. unless it was in Braille.

I feel bad for your cat!

The cat could gave picked up the worms from anywhere, its extremely common and hardly hazardous to its health unless it goes for a long time untreated. However, it is pretty nasty that you touched it.

I heaved.

You know what this means? Your cat's ass is a WORMHOLE!

"Greetings earth creature! I am Worm-o; I come from Uranus!"