Animals: That's you that is

That's you that is

By K.H - 26/10/2009 16:42 - Sweden

Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML

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By Kahlilah Kilgore - 20/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was half asleep when my cat came over to cuddle. I was petting her in the dark when I felt what I thought was a patch of matted fur under her neck, as if she had been injured and bleeding. Alarmed, I felt for that spot again and found myself holding her tail. What I'd felt was in fact my cat's anus. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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By ckatia - 30/08/2016 09:29 - France - Paris

Today, my eyesight is getting terrible. I saw a white cat in front of my house, so I went up to it. To my delight it didn’t move, so I bent down to stroke it. Wrong call, it was a plastic bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 16:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML

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By yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By catbum - 10/11/2016 03:54 - Canada - Regina

Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML

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By fEk - 22/03/2019 09:00 - Australia

Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML

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By scared-straight - 27/05/2013 04:05 - United States

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML

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Incubuss 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:36

Oh yeah FYL.. more like **** your cats life.

ama17 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:30

Oh god... that's disgusting!! FML for sure. Hope your cat's okay

Comments

Icarus3 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 7:28

Sounds like pinworms. Not too serious, and pretty common. Just take the cat to the vet to get medication (and, of course, make sure it's not actually something more serious than pinworms). Be careful, since pinworms can spread to humans. Wear gloves when cleaning the litter box and always wash your hands before eating.

SHANESEPiCB1TCH 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 14:16

Usch, så äckligt o:

olliec 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 15:33

äckligt D:

Professor59 2

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:10

Take better care of your cat before you lose it!

KatjaKat 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:17

YDI for not deworming your cat when you must know it's a hunter. It's not expensive you know...

ZebraZuver 1

Tuesday 27 October 2009 22:31

You must be far-sighted, not near-sighted. o.o

steffibug 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:17

**** your cats life for having an awful owner who doesnt know how to look after a cat! You have to regularly give your cats worming tablets, to prevent worms, because worms are painful and uncomfortable and dangerous to your cats health!

JanisEvans 10

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:43

You dumb ****! Get your cat wormed and fast! I have seen the inside of a worm-ridden cat after the worms had eaten their way through her intestines and the poor thing had died a painful death. You don't want that to happen, do you?