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That was quick

By dumbdad - 08/09/2010 00:25 - United States

Today, my estranged dad drunk-dialed me at 4 a.m. to apologize, and to make amends. After crying and forgiving, we hung up. Minutes later, he called back to retract everything he said after remembering how I was rude to him at a party 3 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 290

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

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You deserved it 3 550

By gayvsgay - 06/03/2016 15:31 - Germany - V?lklingen

Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML

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You deserved it 1 828

By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:00 - United States - Grove City

Today, a childhood friend reached out to me to apologize for our friendship. He was obviously drunk, and admitted that his parents made him become friends with me so that my dad, their landlord, would be easy on them when the rent was short after his mom lost her job. He said he never really liked me and called me a nerd, before hanging up. FML

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You deserved it 117

By wtf mom - 31/05/2013 04:20 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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You deserved it 5 789

By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 339

You deserved it 2 527

By whoababy55 - 21/08/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML

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You deserved it 2 673

On the fence

By fuckyouverymuch - 13/06/2013 10:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML

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You deserved it 26 783

Anger management

By FML - 08/12/2013 18:00 - Puerto Rico - Cayey

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 3 397

By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML

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You deserved it 3 088

ohthebloodygore 16

Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:08

You shouldn't have been rude.

Arsonnist 3

Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:30

4(am)-3(years)=1 crazy drunk guy.

Comments

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:40

See now, what you should have done is when he called you back the second time is say "Sorry, who are you after? You got the wrong number buddy". Easiest way to confuse a drunk dialler. ;)

astroid714 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:44

ahaha op dnt be mean to drunk ppl it's not nicelol

Y_U_19029 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 10:01

EPIC WIN! Nice timing!

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 8 September 2010 10:04

I think the amount of FMLs of this nature proves that stupid people, do in fact have the most children.

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 8 September 2010 11:08

Wait, are you saying you haven't seen Idiocracy?

succubusprime 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 10:51

do you **** drunk dudes/girls because you think they genuinely love you, too?

misfitSuperStar 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 11:49

Drunk dialing is NEVER a good idea. I'm sorry, op. No offense, but your Dad sounds like a real d*ck!! fyl

meneedlove 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 11:53

Tell him to **** off, "now you dont need a 3 yers old story to breake my balls, I just gave you a brand new one, asshole."

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:49

Why were you rude to him? YDI

xNephilim 18

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:35

Like you've never been rude to your parents. That's just a certain phase every teenager goes through. The whole "**** off, I'm right and you're not" thing.