Miscellaneous: The art, the artist

The art, the artist

By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 612

You deserved it 83 051

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 08:00 - Canada - Grand Bay

Today, I thought it would be funny to mow a dick into my grandmother's lawn, but the mower leaked gasoline and now there's a giant dead grass outline. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 159

You deserved it 4 634

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 862

You deserved it 5 351

By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 147

You deserved it 7 988

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By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 755

You deserved it 2 003

By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 031

You deserved it 4 416

By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 549

You deserved it 4 208

Fresh and not Fit

By Anonymous - 14/06/2011 01:08 - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 817

You deserved it 54 644

By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 17:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Leonards

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 600

You deserved it 7 243

By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 551

You deserved it 49 543

By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 934

You deserved it 7 049

24788 6

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:05

HAHA owned, that's not so bad though. She's 83 and has probably been through enough to not care.

goode48 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:07

how the **** do you do that haha thats some creativity

Comments

ebbasaur 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:01

DID YOU ATLEAST TAKE A PICTURE?! I MEAN C'MON. Something the stupid, but witty needs to be CAUGHT on tape. But, FYL. ha.

ebbasaur 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:04

AND, HAHA @ #66!

CaptainJellyBean 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:05

Pretty soon we're going to see an abundance of FML's rather similar to the ones #30 and #76 wrote. I call fake.

saxlover 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:14

YDI for using a gas lawn mower. Get an electric one, or better yet, a pushable one that doesn't require any energy at all you ****** polar bear killer.

GoldenJew13 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:21

this one is definitely fake. Have you ever tried drawing a penis with a lawn mower? Its impossible.

latuka 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:34

wow 90.. you've tried? and isn't it ok if the grandma saw it? wouldn't it be worse if the entire family did... (which i presume happened.

QJD 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:29

#90 Made me lol for some reason. Polar bear killer....ha.

shawnarawwwrr 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:31

hahahaahhaah i agree with 93. i would really like to be OP's friend. haha :P btw, 91, s my d. people should stop trying to spoil the fun. ps, i dont really have a d to s, but i said it anyways.

freeperiod 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:33

yall are stupid! obviously this is a fakeee FML!!

shawnarawwwrr 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:42

oh and 52, i hate you too. he never said he didn't end up getting gas. he ran out, probably had to go in the house or something to get more, and couldnt stand guard of a lawn... he said his grandma saw. obviously he mowed it away eventually. people need to think before they speak hah