Miscellaneous: The art, the artist

The art, the artist

By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML

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You deserved it 83 051

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 08:00 - Canada - Grand Bay

Today, I thought it would be funny to mow a dick into my grandmother's lawn, but the mower leaked gasoline and now there's a giant dead grass outline. FML

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You deserved it 4 634

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML

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You deserved it 5 351

By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 147

You deserved it 7 988

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By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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You deserved it 2 003

By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 031

You deserved it 4 416

By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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You deserved it 4 208

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2011 01:08 - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

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You deserved it 54 644

By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 17:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Leonards

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML

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You deserved it 7 243

By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 551

You deserved it 49 543

By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML

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You deserved it 7 049

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Sunday 26 April 2009 16:05

HAHA owned, that's not so bad though. She's 83 and has probably been through enough to not care.

goode48 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:07

how the **** do you do that haha thats some creativity

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CommonTruf 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:35

10 points! YDI though but personally I'd leave it there as a point of amusement.

BobSwarley 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:35

i don't know why everyone is so uptight about this, thats hilarious man!

anglcdvl89 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:40

Sounds to me like somebody's overcompensating...

lame16 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:41

LOL, that's so creative ! ..I don't know which to choose: FYL or YDI ? D: LOL @ 30 and 66

blankslate 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:47

This reminds me of superbad. Also, 16- the reverse FML's are getting old.

stargirl14 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:14

dont worry im sure thats not the first penis your grandmothers ever seen lol

pearls 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:18

Why does that ALWAYS seem to happen?

GoMeat4103 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:21

Why are you all assuming the OP is a guy? :P

ROLLSROYCE 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:41

LOL man when i cut the grass an get bored i jus do dougnuts on the laneway but damn u drew a dick

shaPOW 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:58

i agree with #66! this is one of the funniest FMLs i've seen!

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Today, my nosey louse of a coworker went to HR and told them I was snorting drugs at my desk. I was using nasal saline, as the dry winter weather wreaks havoc on my sinuses. The fact that they even brought me in pisses me off beyond words. FML

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Today, I realized cigarettes are my cure for boredom. I bore myself out of $2000-plus a year. FML

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