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The best day of your life

By squirt - 05/07/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 20:00 - Netherlands

Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2018 01:30

Today, I sneezed without knowing I had a nosebleed. Despite turning my head, a fine blood spray shot out all over my fiancée’s white dress as we were standing at the altar. She refused to say “I do” because she was so mad. FML

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Kinda brought it onto yourself

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 14:00

Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML

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What's up with your nose?

By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother and his girlfriend got married. I got a pretty bad pimple on my nose not long before, and I'd tried to pop it. It turned into a really bad scab instead, so I put makeup on it. I didn't notice until after the wedding that the makeup made the scab look badly infected. FML

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By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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Hurry up

By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

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By Carly4244 - 30/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML

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By demaris - 30/10/2010 23:46 - Canada

Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML

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MURPHYCHACHO 5

Sunday 5 July 2009 23:15

I hope to Christ the dumbass makeup lady didn't think she was still getting paid after that.

College_Aphro 3

Sunday 5 July 2009 23:11

That's so messed up. But, **** it. You're getting married to a man that you really love (hopefully). That beats a dress any day.

Comments

ScottishLASS 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:14

Most new concealer has an orange and yellow tint to it. It hides the redness of a blemish. Especially the new High Definition make up from Sephora and Makeup for ever. Works amazingly, but super messy and hard to clean up

wearinsexypants 0

Monday 6 July 2009 21:44

Gosh all you need is a shout wipe. I wouldn't have a wedding without an emergency kit with stain removers, allergy medicine, extras of everything we made or bought for the wedding, etc. I'm gonna be damn prepared because someone's getting knifed if my wedding isn't perfect. LOL.

iamgilmore14 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 5:31

Just asking but when did the OP say it was a professional makeup artist? It may have been one of her friends. She never said it was a professional makeup artist. She just said "the lady who did my makeup." At the OP- FYL. That really really sucks.

dramakat11 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 5:54

What did you do? Did you walk anyway with concealer all over your dress?

3P0N1N3 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:17

You really have nothing better to do on your wedding day than complain on the internet?

iamgilmore14 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:55

just because she wrote Today at the beginning of it doesn't mean it happened on that day. You have to write today on it to get it past the Mod's.

cow11111 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:09

O.M.G. if i were you, i would totally be soo incredibly mad. i mean, wth?? ughhh. omg. so what are you even gonna do?! like, i think, if i were you, i would go up to her and be like, "omg. did you just do that?!" oh, wow. ughh! so is she, like, gonna pay for the dress or what? i would tell her she totally HAS to pay for the dress if the stain doesn't come out with like some clorox or something. like, omg. i still can't even believe this happened to you. i mean, ughhh! she had to have known that was coming. gross! how big was the stain?? this happened to me once except my situation was sooo much worse. i was going to this middle school dance with my boyfriend, josh, and he spilled A COKE on my very new WHITE shirt! that shirt costed me like, idk, 20 dollars! ugh i was so mad. but i totally broke up with him after he paid me for the cost of the shirt. ugh. it was soo annoying. omg, i can't even stress how annoying it was. we see each other occasionally and i just can't even look at him. it's too much for me to handle. just... too much. no way. i can't do it. it's too much. but anyways, i hope your dress is white again. it probly isn't, but i hope it is. my shirt probly still isn't white. i threw it away, though, so i wouldn't be able to tell you if the clorox even worked. whatevs. good luck!! :D :D :D :D

SweetTea90 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:20

WOW that was the longest comment I ever seen and read. But think hers is much worse.... its her wedding, that was middle school.

hbgoddard 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:54

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americayay 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:50

hahaha. if this was a joke, it was FANTASTIC and i love you. otherwise...

littlemissxx 0

Monday 19 July 2010 6:50

Your boyfriend must be glad he broke up with such a stupid and shallow idiot. You totally fit the stereotype of middle school girls, coming from a 12 year old here. OMG, it's like 20 dollars. I don't want to sound like a spoiled bitch but 20 dollars isn't that much for a shirt, especially when this is an FML about a poor girl's WEDDING DAY.

BetsySnow 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:24

You know, you're bitter and stupid. I wonder how many more people are going to have to say, "It probably wasn't today"....

Laina1312 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 14:06

I'm just wondering... how many concealers "squirt"? I mean, when I use mine it's in a tube like lipgloss and I dab it on the back of my hand because you really shouldn't use the applicator or it spreads bacteria like crazy, plus there's too much for one spot. Just wondering about that.

jessibess 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:21

There are many different kinds of concealers. This kind squirts: http://sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P151107&categoryId=B70

emptyxXbliss 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:38

The kinds that use pumps squirt EVERYWHERE

Laina1312 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 6:18

Still, you wouldn't squirt it onto one finger, that's just asking for trouble. There'd be waaaaay too much. You don't need giant amounts of concealer for one blemish.