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The best day of your life

By squirt - 05/07/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 20:00 - Netherlands

Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2018 01:30

Today, I sneezed without knowing I had a nosebleed. Despite turning my head, a fine blood spray shot out all over my fiancée’s white dress as we were standing at the altar. She refused to say “I do” because she was so mad. FML

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Kinda brought it onto yourself

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 14:00

Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML

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What's up with your nose?

By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother and his girlfriend got married. I got a pretty bad pimple on my nose not long before, and I'd tried to pop it. It turned into a really bad scab instead, so I put makeup on it. I didn't notice until after the wedding that the makeup made the scab look badly infected. FML

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By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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Hurry up

By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

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By Carly4244 - 30/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML

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By demaris - 30/10/2010 23:46 - Canada

Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML

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MURPHYCHACHO 5

Sunday 5 July 2009 23:15

I hope to Christ the dumbass makeup lady didn't think she was still getting paid after that.

College_Aphro 3

Sunday 5 July 2009 23:11

That's so messed up. But, **** it. You're getting married to a man that you really love (hopefully). That beats a dress any day.

Comments

Omigoi 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 16:45

this must have been OP's make-up artist xD

kthxbai123 1

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:32

ohhh I'm so sorryy!!:(

mara8 6

Tuesday 19 April 2011 3:14

aww that sucks! at least your man is with you to make you feel happier. on the bright side, your wedding isnt all about the dress its also about spending time with the one you love. i feel bad for you though. that really sucks. im sorry to hear that.

Lowlife_23 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 14:24

Aweeee!!! I hope your wedding was still good!

moo117 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 8:14

lol

romanianboi 0

Friday 1 July 2011 0:52

hahahahahahaha

MissLyonsBaby 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:12

I would have taken her to court for damages! She should have known better. And assuming she's a make up artist, you would think she would have noticed the blemish while doing your make up first time around?

katie72 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 14:39

yeah, why the **** are you reading fmls if you don't want to hear bitching and complaining? seriously, are you stupid? shut the **** up cuntface.

manny2422 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 14:01

Kill her with fire.

jlstewart 3

Friday 18 November 2011 20:05

YDI for having orange skin, needing orange concealer. :) Maybe if you were more pale, it would've been whiter make up and wouldn't have been so noticeable on the dress.