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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 23:24 - United States - Winder

Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML

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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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This ain't working out

By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

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Self-fulfilling prophecy

By Dave - 04/10/2012 14:44 - United States

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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TheTruth1428 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 9:43

Is your name on the rent paperwork? If so, walk back in and tell that bitch to **** off. If your info isn't on the papers, she still has to give you an eviction notice. Also, you might want to check with the landlord there if neither of the above is the case. You might be able to get her kicked out for letting you stay there against her contract. FYL for having to deal with a horrible woman.

evangldbrg 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 9:43

Ouch....I think a **** punt is in order.

Comments

varkey 7

Saturday 16 October 2010 3:41

press charges for assault

TheZarola 10

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:57

YDI. Seriously, go wait for her to "reconsider" somewhere else or you look like a stalker.

RealityChecker 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 11:22

But who is the bigger criminal? She doesn't get injured because of the man waiting outside her door but the man experiences physical pain from him being stomped on. Wake the **** up, dumbass.

strawberryspacejam 11

Friday 29 October 2010 4:31

Go vince offer on that bitch

Marie_2011 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 11:06

Damn. That's ******

RealityChecker 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 11:20

#84 Yes but she's a bitch. Id've flipped out and beaten the living shit out of her for that.. (due to my short temper). She clearly uses OP as a doormat, OP should sue her and make her life difficult: even if I would answer her with violence, a correct person wouldn't: violence isn't an answer.

babyboy4lyfe 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 0:32

seriously im sorry that it happened to you. but the thought is f-ing hilarious. agagaga hahaha wooo. i mean that too

angelayla 17

Tuesday 13 December 2011 22:57

Aw that's so harsh :( I couldn't do that to a guy. You definitely didn't deserve that one. I've been through the exact same thing. Message if you like.