By JohnB - 20/10/2009 00:43 - United States

Spicy
Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

That's the only, and the youngest pussy you're ever gonna get.

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TaterSalad187 5

Haha, sorta ironic. Who ever would of thought that pussy would kill a wet dream?

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allmidnighteyes 10

That's the only, and the youngest pussy you're ever gonna get.

117 6
giiiiinge 0

hahaha lol to the post and lol to ^^ that person (#1) not lol to the person under me though (#2) cause he annoys me.

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Ellowise_fml 0

At least you got pussy....?

4 1
omghehehe 0

hahahaha...awww sweet :) she wants some action too! :D

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bugmenotmofo 34

second bitches! and that's the only pussy you'll eva get

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Ninjaface 0

Stop lying. We know that when you say "kill," you really mean "spice up."

46 1
Epic_Phale615 0

Are you a 10 year old guy with no love life, or a girl?

18 1
Grangoire 0

You mean your wet-dreams don't include a penis/vag with CLAWS?!? X-D FYL

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bosshaug 0

My cat does that shit too

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TaterSalad187 5

Haha, sorta ironic. Who ever would of thought that pussy would kill a wet dream?

67 1
ImTheAlpha 30

Unless the dude was gay. That would kinda kill the mood.

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