Awkward, Cute and Kids: The big reveal

The big reveal

By joe - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML

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By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

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By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

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By Scarlett - 16/02/2013 06:03 - Canada - Barrie

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML

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By Miffy - 04/09/2018 23:00 - United States - San Augustine

Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML

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By Ginger_Gawd - 21/01/2014 03:34 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

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cuppycakeslove 20

Monday 24 June 2013 8:14

I don't think he meant to do it in a sexual manner... their young children... it's curiosity..

xoamy906 25

Monday 24 June 2013 8:13

I didn't even know boys had different part than me when I was 6. Wow.

Comments

krisnick 17

Sunday 30 June 2013 20:02

I feel like Im the only teenager that hasn't even kissed a boy.

AwkGirl 9

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:13

Gotta say I'm side-eyeing you cause of asking "did he take off his shirt?" In the first place rather than something like, "have you guys kissed yet?" Now I'm wondering how old your baby sister's "boyfriend" is, and the number I'm thinking of goes straight to pedophile city.

ball_is_life 2

Saturday 13 July 2013 6:49

what little kids do on their own time

wopchop12 8

Saturday 21 December 2013 6:04

I was raised in a very strict and religious home, and when I was six, me and this girl my age, would always do that. I would show her mine, and she would show me her stuff.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 15 December 2015 17:23

When my sister and I were toddlers, we would bathe together, and I saw a ****** back in preschool during a bathroom break because one of the toilets didn't have a stall around it, and neither did any of those times "ruin my innocence". Kids being curious about the opposite sex at that age isn't really a bad thing, unless they actually do talk about sex or use slang sexual terms like dick or ****. And to all of you people saying "kids these days" or something along those lines, you're acting like you were never curious about the opposite sex when you were kids.