Intimacy: The big reveal

The big reveal

By victoriassecret - 03/03/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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By LosTits - 03/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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Pectus excavatum!

By Embarrassing Deformity - 29/07/2023 03:00

Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By weirdthingtosay - 21/11/2014 09:56 - United States - Kalama

Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML

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Absolute beginners

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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Drunkbunny 2

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:13

Honey, I think if anyone feels awkward over that incident it should be him, not you.

KayBizz 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:10

damn :( if he won't hit it u can holla at me :)

Comments

dustyjo 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:40

I don't understand what's so damn great about large breasts. They're disgusting.

AnnieJonas_fml 0

Friday 16 July 2010 11:15

I think big boobs suck♥ I'm 5 foot 2, 73 pounds with a 32 DD chest♥

sk8erchick101 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 16:31

i feel the same big boobs suck 5 4 100lbs 32d

vethil 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 20:56

how are you 100 pounds with that big of boobs

gumzy 6

Friday 13 August 2010 11:21

saucy

vethil 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 20:50

haha what bra size where you and what bra size are you now

kheartz 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 8:07

oh girl, I feel your pain. mine used to be hella perky, now they're... not so much lol but hey, they're just boobs and nobody's perfect

HustnWeHavAProbl 0

Monday 18 April 2011 3:37

Haha tht rhymed :)

redshortsx 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 22:45

did her boobs just get smaller? cuz when I read this I got the impression that they had extra skin and were saggy or something.. cuz that is gross.. but if she just went down in size... what's the problem? now she's got flatter abs! you can't have everything!