The big reveal

By yeahthatsme - 30/07/2009 20:15 - United States

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Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML
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Congratulations, you played yourself

By What have I done - 19/05/2024 10:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked a girl from Bumble for a full body pic. She was obese, so I told her it wasn’t gonna work. She then sent a video of her in real time looking slim and told me that picture was from when she was obese, and she'd sent that picture as a “test of my character” and she’s “better off without someone so judgy.” FML
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Top comments

hellobananas 0

If you're looking for sex, the guys probably wouldn't care. Seriously, if a guy answered a personal ad, he probably isn't too choosy.

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Metal1209 0

Keep searching, I'm sure theres someone out there for you

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music12 4

Well.... Just lose weight and wear a lot if make up!!

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writergirl23 19

This is actually a good thing, you never know who has an STD until it's too late that way.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

I'd still get with ya.

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badgemaster 13

Everyone needs some loving.... Sorry homie

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corky1992 33

that's a bit desperate don't you think?

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