The big reveal

By yeahthatsme - 30/07/2009 20:15 - United States

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Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML
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By What have I done - 19/05/2024 10:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked a girl from Bumble for a full body pic. She was obese, so I told her it wasn’t gonna work. She then sent a video of her in real time looking slim and told me that picture was from when she was obese, and she'd sent that picture as a “test of my character” and she’s “better off without someone so judgy.” FML
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hellobananas 0

If you're looking for sex, the guys probably wouldn't care. Seriously, if a guy answered a personal ad, he probably isn't too choosy.

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Metal1209 0

Keep searching, I'm sure theres someone out there for you

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blargity 0

#2 obviously ones that would only show her neck or anything under that and she isn't a ***** or prostitute unless she asks for money but this this could mean she is desperate though not necessarily in a bad way

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likeOMGwow 0

so desperaaaaatttteeeeeeeee omg i cant believe this. go out in the real world and get a man dummy

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joe_chemo2005 0

Damn girl, send me the pics and I will tell you that you're sexy.

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riaaa 0

FYL and YTDI because you're stupid and you set yourself up for this. com'on you should know better than that than post nudie pics of yourself..especially the physical circumstances you're in. you should go out in person to meet other people so they can accept who you are from within without necessarily judging from the exterior view. but take this advice: if you want recreational sex just sign up as a prostitute unless you want sex out of LOVE then you should start hitting off to the gym.. just my personal tip. Good luck though ^^

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marcadores_x 1

I AGREE WITH RIAAA dont put naked pics of yourself on the internet life lesson right there trust me .

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scubaairpig 7

Common people, be nice. I will volunteer!

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sammiblake 0

that'll teach you for being nasty on the internet.

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CynicComedian 2

Well, that's what you get.

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looking_glass 0

oN THE INTERNET? Uhm...helloooo? Rapists, pedos, and murdurers...don't be stupid.

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bigraws23 0

Maybe it's both together that's the problem

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aidsgiver247 0

YDI for letting MJ have his wicked way with you at 4 years of age.Fat.Ugly.****.if i were you ID TAKE A ******* CHAINSAW AND ******* CUT SOME FACE UP.

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