The big scary apple

By NYCproblems - 24/06/2013 14:06 - United States - New York

Today, my ten-year-old brother came to visit me in NYC. Within ten minutes of walking on Times Square he had seen a prostitute and a partially-naked man. He now refuses to leave my apartment and screams when I try to drag him out. He's here for the next two weeks. FML
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NavalAvaiations1 5

when I was 10, I would have thought that was awesome!

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MissWhitneyB 17

Be happy he's still in that stage. Enjoy the innocence because there is only a few children like him left. Enjoy the quality time with each other inside.

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Pesticides 19

yeah, some kids are already messed up in the head

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cottoncandymango 17

His virgin eyes!

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perdix 29

#16, . . . had their little cherries popped in New Yawk City . . . Fuggedaboudit!

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CocaColaPepsi 13

The naked cowboy? Ya he's not completely "kid friendly" and now there's the make cowgirl too! But she's like 60. Fun fact# The naked cowboy sued her for stealing his naked cowboy bit!

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XxcaitanatorXx 12

i see him all the time on time sqaure he is really nice to my little sister

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fieldhockeygal97 19

My friends and I saw him when we in Times Square; he's cool.

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lil_ham1644 29

Same here. He's really nice. My friends and I got our picture taken with him on our senior trip..

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pam241 15

Looks like it will be the two of you eating takeout and watching bad movies until he goes back home

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Zimmington 21

I was thinking that! Except just the prostitute make OPs brother loosen up

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dabum18 5

This is new York That is what it is about

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alivak 6

Eh, he'll come around. Sitting in house all day sucks too.

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nightlockberries 6

Tell him the half-naked man is really nice! Lol I know who you're talking about, take a picture with him and prove to him there's nothing to be afraid of.

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