The big scary apple

By NYCproblems - 24/06/2013 14:06 - United States - New York

Today, my ten-year-old brother came to visit me in NYC. Within ten minutes of walking on Times Square he had seen a prostitute and a partially-naked man. He now refuses to leave my apartment and screams when I try to drag him out. He's here for the next two weeks. FML
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NavalAvaiations1 5

when I was 10, I would have thought that was awesome!

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Where are you from? I would've been bragging to my friends about my NY adventure.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

My parents were taking me to NYC when I was 10 ... in 1976, when NYC was way worse than it is today. He'll be fine.

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adrian383 3

Don't believe you. Times Squre has too many cops.

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WishfullyBlessed 4

The saying for NewYork goes, "If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere". It would seem that this does not apply to your brother. Sorry Op.

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nakedjenny 3

"Welcome to the world, kid."

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Huddisher 10

Was the half naked person a black man with a Mohawk and the hooker had short red hair?

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arre2006 19

Kid is gonna grow up to be a pussy. Gotta toughen the brat up a bit

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blueknight1st 26

I think it's time to tell your brother to quit being a pussy.

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