Family, Awkward, Scary and Kids: The big scary apple

The big scary apple

By NYCproblems - 24/06/2013 14:06 - United States - New York

Today, my ten-year-old brother came to visit me in NYC. Within ten minutes of walking on Times Square he had seen a prostitute and a partially-naked man. He now refuses to leave my apartment and screams when I try to drag him out. He's here for the next two weeks. FML

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By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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Great party

By Anonymous - 24/07/2024 19:00

Today, what should have been a nice family dinner ended with my wife standing over me, staring me dead in the eyes, while endlessly repeating, “Get him out of my house, get him out of my house…” until I agreed to take my drunk brother to a hotel to sleep it off. FML

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You deserved it 752

By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 931

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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Freeloadin' freewheelin'

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 04:00

Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML

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Thanks for the input

By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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babe7260 30

Monday 24 June 2013 19:01

Poor kid will be scarred for life

NavalAvaiations1 5

Monday 24 June 2013 19:03

when I was 10, I would have thought that was awesome!

Comments

thatkidhesh 11

Monday 24 June 2013 21:43

you can safely leave him in your apartment a do what you want. win win.

jonha21 11

Monday 24 June 2013 22:04

Traumatized XD

zonkeymaker 14

Monday 24 June 2013 22:10

NYC is a terrible place....

roachyroo 5

Monday 24 June 2013 22:13

Get the boy some Thorazine and take him to the zoo.

Cazz91 21

Monday 24 June 2013 23:05

Partially naked man?

thew_fml 14

Monday 24 June 2013 23:06

half naked = shirtless? prostitute? what was so scary about her?

venus89 17

Monday 24 June 2013 23:24

Tell him it was a crazy NYC holiday and its now over

kriseliz 9

Monday 24 June 2013 23:24

Poor kid, he's traumatized. Get him some ice cream, rent a movie, and try to coax him out, little by little. Try laughing about what happened, and act like it's no big deal.