Love: The bitch is back

The bitch is back

By thatsucks - 28/02/2009 11:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later, I got a text saying, "I just dropped the bitch off, I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I later asked him about it. He said, "Megan, I have no idea what you're talking about." My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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By oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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You deserved it 3 041

By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

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You deserved it 17 363

Explain yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 4 226

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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You deserved it 67 655

Never annoy the driver

By Anonymous - 26/08/2022 14:00

Today, my husband went to pick my mom up from the airport, but apparently they got in one of their arguments on the way home, so he dumped her at a Starbucks and came home without her. He won’t even tell me which Starbucks, and when I rang her she gave useless directions. FML

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You deserved it 300

There's no such thing as a coincidence

By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

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You deserved it 119

By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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You deserved it 6 428

leesh08 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:04

=[ that's so horrible!!

equinoxe_fml 2

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:24

divorce the bastard.

Comments

iLML_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 5:33

divorce..

melodichard 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 6:59

FAKEEEEEEEEEEEE.

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 1 March 2009 7:01

how does your husband forget your name??

Bibico_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 7:29

I agree with 72. Why would someone spend the time typing in a message on a phone when it would take a fraction of the time to just call? This one's pure fiction.

deardaniel_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 8:15

lol most of the FML's on these websites are fake.

crazyvulva9216 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 10:08

He sucks. No way. Leave that twat.

Melly_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 10:20

when it says 'i asked him about it' it means she called him back, and then he accidentally said the wrong name...yea?

lolatmisfortune 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 10:45

What an asshole.

mfbabyyy 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 13:39

this sounds so horrible, he's your husband so i'm assuming you're in love with him.. it hurts to be cheated on.. i wouldn't believe him for a second when he said "i don't know what you're talking about." he even got his own wife's name wrong. sorry.