Intimacy: The book of revelations

The book of revelations

By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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Book club gone wild!

By TheWriter - 01/09/2017 04:30

Today, during a family gathering, my mom, grandmother, and aunts started talking about an erotic novel they're all reading on Amazon. My cousin asked for the writer's name and I heard my pseudonym in response. My entire family is reading my horribly-written porn. FML

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Nightmare fuel

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 00:20 - United States

Today, I was going through my mom's old yearbook. There was a page long note from her friend talking about my mother's crazy drunk sex stories and describing multiple sexual encounters she had while on a pool table. I am deeply scarred forever. FML

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Revelation time

By Anonymous - 21/11/2009 12:56 - Finland

Today, I found out that my mom had read my diary because she was worried. She now knows details about my depression, details about my sex life, such as how I lost my virginity, to whom (I don't have a boyfriend), and what condition I was in at the time (drunk as a duck). She also showed my dad. FML

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Sharing is caring

By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

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By lisahb - 19/06/2012 22:16 - United States - Detroit

Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

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By wow - 28/11/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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Freuding intensifies

By toomanypills - 26/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Easton

Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML

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Saturday 4 July 2009 23:11

Well, you have a bright imagination.

hecuva 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:27

Here's a nice thing to think ontop of that... her and your dad may now be possibly acting out scenes from your writing ;) Have fun trying to sleep with that thought in your head FYL

Comments

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:58

Was this on fanfiction? Agreed with #12. Alot of stories on there are from like 10 year olds. Its disturbing. :P @16 - One of my teachers did the same thing when I was in grade 6.. He was convicted as a pedo two years ago.. No joke. :|

woxy 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:07

I want to read the stories!

Jim9349 10

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:12

I have made dirty stories sence 5th grade when I learned O.O

toastygoat 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:22

Lolol, well at least she wasn't mad at you?

missjazzy_love 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:26

Man that is REALLY funny shit right there. Well, at least now others have the 'pleasure' of reading too. =D

namelessfew 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:50

Oh! haha, FYL. I'm sorry.

Figureskater_15 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 3:20

I wrote an abusive/dirty story on my computer a couple of years back ( i had just turned 14) and my grandma found them. sent it to my mom , aunt and uncle. my uncle took them to the psycologist at his school where he teaches. the psycologist says its not surprising 14 year olds know that these days. When my grandma confronted me I lied and said that my friend emailed it to me and I hadnt read it yet.

SaintJimmy 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 3:45

Hahaha! This actually made me laugh out loud!

Figureskater_15 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:11

its actaully pretty funny now that i look back. did i mention i was in australia? i aws about thousands of miles from home and i was living with my grandma. (i had gone to australia for a year cause my grandma went a teacher exchange) I also know my grandmas password into her email and i saw every email back and forth about it so i was prepared for when either her or my mom confronted me. Oh yeah - my mom showed her co worker and her co worker was like she probaby just needed to vent and if you confront her about this she will feel that you invaded her privacy. (it was in the email that my mom sent to my grandma) (which did feel like invasion of privacy )

abeisababe 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 3:20

I did this once, teacher found it, got suspended

robbotheking 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:08

YDI for writing it down in the first place. If you don't want something read or heard, you'd best not write a single word.

BLNovelist 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:51

I'm sorry, I don't understand this kind of logic. Going off it, no one should ever **********, have sex, piss, shit - anything that someone may not want someone else to know about. To me, it seems more logical to say to go ahead - but take steps to make sure it is not found/seen, such as locking them away somewhere, making them into hidden files if all other computer uses are computer illiterate, etc.