The book of revelations

By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

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Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
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xiloveyoux3 0

Well, you have a bright imagination.

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hecuva 0

Here's a nice thing to think ontop of that... her and your dad may now be possibly acting out scenes from your writing ;) Have fun trying to sleep with that thought in your head FYL

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Nonnag 0

Well... Hey, maybe you can make some money off them or something... Or atleast take them back and get rid of them?

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dead_man_fml 0

see? if you just listened in class you wouldn't have this problem. YDI

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FYLbiatchh 0

haha what a proud parent:)

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Allord 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA your mom is so ****** in the head, who the hell would show off their son's sex stories at work? I mean, what the ****?

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oxjackiixo 0

OMFG. hahah that is soo funny! I feel so bad for you. I wonder if she ever told them who wrote them :P

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Valkie 0

Awesome. Post them online some time, will you?

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cmac86 23

feel honored, I gues? I mean , you've got a dirty imagination, but you could make millions off of the next karma sutra.

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MLSxxox 3

stop complaining shes proud of you  xxox

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BlkOrdrAlchemist 3

She did return them, right? Make sure you get them back or your mom'll try and profit... in more ways than one....

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