Intimacy: The book of revelations

The book of revelations

By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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You deserved it 10 182

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Same thing different taste

By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 417

You deserved it 28 939

Book club gone wild!

By TheWriter - 01/09/2017 04:30

Today, during a family gathering, my mom, grandmother, and aunts started talking about an erotic novel they're all reading on Amazon. My cousin asked for the writer's name and I heard my pseudonym in response. My entire family is reading my horribly-written porn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 499

You deserved it 1 521

Nightmare fuel

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 00:20 - United States

Today, I was going through my mom's old yearbook. There was a page long note from her friend talking about my mother's crazy drunk sex stories and describing multiple sexual encounters she had while on a pool table. I am deeply scarred forever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 479

You deserved it 9 993

Revelation time

By Anonymous - 21/11/2009 12:56 - Finland

Today, I found out that my mom had read my diary because she was worried. She now knows details about my depression, details about my sex life, such as how I lost my virginity, to whom (I don't have a boyfriend), and what condition I was in at the time (drunk as a duck). She also showed my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 392

You deserved it 22 063

Sharing is caring

By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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You deserved it 576

Art critic

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

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You deserved it 3 543

By lisahb - 19/06/2012 22:16 - United States - Detroit

Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

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You deserved it 3 316

By wow - 28/11/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 921

You deserved it 2 071

Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 069

You deserved it 2 438

Freuding intensifies

By toomanypills - 26/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Easton

Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 296

You deserved it 1 504

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Saturday 4 July 2009 23:11

Well, you have a bright imagination.

hecuva 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:27

Here's a nice thing to think ontop of that... her and your dad may now be possibly acting out scenes from your writing ;) Have fun trying to sleep with that thought in your head FYL

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Vegetables 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:32

I know a lot of people who write those kinds of stories... except for they're smart enough to dispose of them after they write them. FYL

drybamboo 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:37

Yikes, was this fanfiction? I used to belong on a forum that had a fanfiction section and some of the smutty writers were as young as 12 years old. Guh-ross.

epicfail13337 4

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:41

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! People will be doing those scenes now. Not just your parents, but the people at work too.

Novabear 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:46

Maybe you should consider a career as an erotic novelist.

Bex_dazzled 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:53

in school when i was 13 we had to read an erotic novel our teacher thought we were mature enough and made us read it outloud , he was later fired

swooshq 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:48

hahahaha that suckksssss!

BlkOrdrAlchemist 3

Tuesday 3 November 2009 17:25

That's kinda awesome....

plexico 3

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:06

Does she work in the adult entertainment industry?

leili 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:10

LOL #16!!! That is so horrible!!!! Yet it's so hilarious!!!

mooreon131 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:13

How is this an FML? You've been getting action in ways that your sexually experienced mom has never heard of since you were 15. It's not even embarrassing. i'd go into her office and start collecting the high 5s. This belongs on my life is good.com.

hannah794 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:17

share the stories please? lmao.

jazminbliss 2

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:18

hahaha. Thats awesome. It would have been better if she was like "Thanks for the ideas!!" Might not wanna cal her tonight, shes gonna be busy :) haha jk...I hope...ew